ALAN SMELLS LIKE CHEESE!

Top 5 Cheeses Alan Might Smell Like:

• Aged Cheddar - Sharp, tangy, and unforgettable
• Blue Cheese - Bold, distinctive, and slightly funky
• Limburger - Notorious for its powerful aroma
• Camembert - Creamy with a hint of earthiness
• Mystery Cheese - Scientists are still investigating

Fun Facts:

• Alan's cheese aroma has been detected from up to 50 feet away
• Mice follow Alan around hoping for a snack
• Wine sommeliers ask Alan for pairing recommendations
• Alan single-handedly supports the local cheese industry
• His cologne? Eau de Fromage